We left our hero, Police Constable Patrick James, shut up in his broom cupboard with strict instructions not to talk to anybody, not even his own bosses. His broom cupboard, on the 13th floor of New SlapSlap Yard, was small, …

Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave – Chapter II (With Pictures) Read more »

People of Britain, (please note that I did not say Great Britain, because it’s long since stopped being Great), I have to report to you that Britain is Broken. The Police Service is broken. Broken by Winsor 1 and 2, …

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