Arise Sir Tom Winsor or WTF?
Last Updated on September 4, 2019 by RetiredAndAngry
So, the worst kept secret of modern day policing is out, our old friend and valued colleague, Tom Winsor, is to become a Knight of The Realm. It is to be noted that this award has been given for ‘Public Service’ and not for ‘Services to Policing’, although the joke is maintained by including it in the Law and Order section. Cressida Dick, it should be noted, is receiving her award for Services to Policing.
Let us examine this more closely, what exactly has Uncle Tom done to deserve this?
He has re-written an old David Camoron speech and called it
Independent Review of Police Officer and Staff Remuneration and Conditions.
He has admitted, on national radio, that his method of estimating the fitness levels of bobbies on the beat were flawed and unscientific, he just didn’t know how to do it, so that whole section of his independent report is flawed in my opinion.
He omitted to draw his fee for writing his independent report, merely taking the expenses.
He saw off all opposition to become the Chief Inspector HMCIC, despite being the first and only CIHMIC not to have ever been a Police Officer.
Winsor has overseen the introduction of the new all-force annual Police Effectiveness, Efficiency and Legitimacy (PEEL) inspection programme.
Winsor has also overseen the publication of a number of vital HMIC reports on issues such as domestic abuse, crime data integrity and policing in austerity.
Home Secretary Theresa May said:
“As Her Majesty’s Chief Inspector, Mr Winsor has worked tirelessly to ensure that the Inspectorate is able to successfully shine a light on policing outcomes and value for money.
He established the PEEL programme, which is giving the public a clear, independent view of the quality of policing in their local area, and delivered thematic inspections on important issues such as stop and search and domestic abuse to ensure police forces are dealing with them appropriately.
I’m delighted to reappoint Thomas Winsor as Her Majesty’s Chief Inspector of Constabulary and I very much look forward to working with him in the future.”
So December has really been a good month for the good Chief Inspector (sorry chaps), not only reappointed for a further 5 whole years but a Knighthood to boot. Makes his unclaimed fee for his independent review pale into insignificance really.
They do say respect has to be earned, well I think this demonstrates quite clearly that Sir Tom has finally earnt our respect and maybe we should all now bow down to him, his words are obviously wise ones and he has been rewarded accordingly.
Or maybe I’m joking too, you decide,
Oh, by the way, a Happy New Year to my reader.News of Tom Winsor’s Knighthood Spreads Rapidly
And the best caption I have seen so farMake It Look Like An Accident Bond